The scene: watching South Park, the episode with Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins. 

When he makes his appearance I giggle and clap like a school girl. 

Roommate: Wait, who is that exactly?

I point to the book I’m coincidentally reading. 

Roommate: What’s that about?

Me: Oh, just about God not being real and such. 

Roommate: 

Me: You can borrow it if you like.

Roommate: Well, if my mother found out…..she’d be…..