

Let’s just say….hypothetically, that I was wearing this dress at a bar after a wedding and was slightly very inebriated. Let’s just say that the band at the bar starting playing Footloose and I was overcome by the strongest desire to totter over to dance floor so I would slip around on spilt drinks in an attempt follow along with the cliched dance. This hypothetical desire was so strong that in my haste, I supposedly caught my dress on the wooden booth I was moving from and tore my lace dress.
Hypothetically.
How could this be salvaged?