eightypercentwater:

storybook:

According to my research, Free Speech Alley will feature some wonderful people tomorrow who know you are going to hell.  One of my favorite pastimes is observing and/or provoking such people in their natural habitats.  According to my readings, you are going to hell if you are any of the following:

• Fornicator
• Rock ‘n’ roller
• Sodomite
• Feminist
• False Religionist
• Drunkard
• Doper

If you’re like me and can fit into just about every single one of these categories, come join me for a pre-hell party/IRL trolling session tomorrow in Free Speech Alley at the LSU Union. I’ll be there around 10:30 A.M. and stay for a while, as it’s supposed to be a lovely day. My partner in crime, saltwaterandsunshine, will also show her lovely face later on.

I will bring COOKIES and the biggest trollface I can print out (Credit to hatecrimesandcanadiandimes for the amazing idea!). I might also suggest a nametag listing your proud reason for your eternal time in hell.

It should be a fun time.  Don’t worry about being awkward because I sure as hell will be. :D

RSVP to this post. Or just show up and look for Internet People.

-Heidi

Oh, I can’t wait to flaunt my sins. I may just bring a hand basket.

Yes. I’ll be the one thumping a book…not a bible, The God Delusion.

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