March 2012
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Mother Falcon - Tokyo Rose
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“The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson is doing another AMA.
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Codecademy →
kevinnuut:
Learn to code Javascript in a fun and experimental environment with a dash of great web design. There are a few quirks but it is a great website for anyone wanting to learn the basics of programming at a beginner’s level. Even veteran programmers will appreciate it for CS 101 nostalgia.
Even if you don’t want to learn Javascript, it’s still fun. It reminds me of the...
February 2012
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The new trailer for Marvel's The Avengers is live.... →
gingerhaze:
MY FEELINGS
THEY ARE
LEAKING
WHY AM I SO EXCITED FOR THIS?
Also, someone give Black Widow a bigger gun.
soilsoul-deactivated20120408 asked: that is how you get an easy A my friend
Caught substitute professor staring at my boobs.
His cover? “Uuuuhh, have a good night…I mean, afternoon.”
Sometimes when people add/follow me on the various social networks, I take the time to go back and try to analyze my profile. When I’m posting something, I usually don’t consider the kind of impression it will give others of me. My conclusion?
Oh crap.
They’re all going to think know I’m insane.
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I baked these cookies at 10:00 p.m. tonight. As I was sampling the dough I wondered, “I like to bake when I’m stressed. What am I stressed about this week? I have nothing of consequence going on.”
I’ll let you know when my mind figures it out.
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Finally getting back into reading Game of Thrones....
And I’m at the part where Robb is preparing the plans for battle and HE’S SO MUCH LIKE HIS FATHER. I’m getting all teary eyed and no one has even died yet.
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Phosphorescent - A Picture Of Our Torn Up Praise
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I need to pee, but there’s people I don’t know here.
I’m just going to stay in my room instead.
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One of the best things about being in college
fearcutsdeeperthanswords:
Is that no one can tell me how many cookies I’m allowed to eat
Fuck you guys I am an ADULT. IT IS I WHO GETS TO CHOOSE HOW MANY COOKIES I EAT NOW.
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imflylikequidditch replied to your post: imflylikequidditch replied to your post: Facebook…
i meant the whole cute boys part. I don’t have a kid haha.
Now you’re going to go and deny that the kid is yours? That’s low, man. That little bouncing baby boy has your eyes. You can’t deny it.
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imflylikequidditch replied to your post: Facebook stalking cute boys in South Louisiana:
so this means you facebook stalked me, right?
I didn’t know you had a kid, Brad.
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Facebook stalking cute boys in South Louisiana:
Like really, really south.
Aww he’s cute, let’s do the profile picture run-through.
He’s holding a baby. Okay, maybe it’s his niece?
Nope.
Definitely a father at age 20.
Damn, another one.
FUN! The FDA's acceptable contamination limits for... →
SPINACH, CANNED OR FROZEN
Insects and mites (AOAC 974.33)Average of 50 or more aphids, thrips and/or mites per 100 grams OR 2 or more 3 mm or longer larvae and/or larval fragments or spinach worms (caterpillars) whose aggregate length exceeds 12 mm are present in 24 pounds OR Leaf miners of any size average 8 or more per 100 grams or leaf miners 3 mm or longer average 4 or more per...
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Department of Eagles - Balmy Night
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I guess we’re going to tigerland?
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Sleigh Bells - Crush
I was soarin’ on my...
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“If you ever speak to me again, I will climb through your window, slit your...”
– Line from some psycho on an E!News crime thing.
Roommate: WHAT?
Me: That’s how I sign all my e-mails.
I hope my roommate chats up some girl and goes...
Then I wouldn’t have to wake up to fetch his drunk self from the bar.
Get laid, dude roommate. Everyone will benefit.
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Google Analytics keyword of the century:
“once upon a time, an evil green ogre left a circular spatter at three feet high consistent with”
CONSISTENT WITH WHAT?
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I know I've praised the wonders of the Magic...
Supposedly if you rub the magic eraser over your glossy nails it turns it to a pretty matte/satin finish.
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lacey replied to your photo: Motherfucking fancy Mac. Is this much bacon…
THAT IS MY STOVE.
THE MAC IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
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Wanted to reblog as a quote but the whole thing is... →
stickyheels:
etrangere:
This is how a lady behaves.
This reminded me of a time I was on a dance floor with my girlfriends a few years ago and some jerk took a full-palm grab of my ass and then winked at me when I turned around surprised. I took a moment to process what had just happened, and then I sexy-walked over to him, grabbed his shirt collar, smiled, and slapped him as hard as I could...
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Segal - On Blue
Not his usual electro-babble.
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Phosphorescent - At Death, A Proclamation
...
Someone solve for x.
Where x = the probability that I’ll see campus tomorrow.
2 out of 3 classes are cancelled
2 margaritas consumed
2.95 lbs of crawfish ingested
∞ of Netflix to watch
All of the apartment to myself
Oh, and here’s a standard normal table for your use.
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Whoops
I was going to try to push back getting boiled crawfish with roommate and friends because I realized that everywhere will be crowded with Ash Wednesdayers.
But then….I remembered that may be why they wanted to get crawfish in the first place.
p.s. They’re learning.
I feel like drinking outside with friends tonight.
Let’s see if we can make that happen.
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I was telling coworkers about the Mardi Gras run...
Not to be confused with a courir.
In Choupic, Mardi Gras involves a ritual chasing and flogging. The Mardi Gras chasers, Choupic’s unmarried men in their teens and early twenties, secretly plan the event from year to year. Generally, the males begin running at the age of sixteen or seventeen; and it is understood that when the young man decides to get married and have children of his own,...
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Louisiana Educational petition. →
Tell Louisiana to teach real science in public schools, not creationism and climate change denial.
