missed the boat: Archive

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Have you ever accidentally sprayed stain remover...

-The bottles look exactly alike, OKAY?!

Jan 1st

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I'm going to lay down the rules...

Here’s the guidelines for boob jokes (that are directed at me.): If you’re my friend, you get unlimited ta-ta wisecracks. If you are a stranger but near enough to my age that dating you would not cause a problem with family members, you get 2-4 boob jokes. If you are a stranger/old enough to be my father, you get one boob joke. Throw it out there, everyone chuckles, and then we move...

Dec 31st

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The Anteeks last show. I has the sadz. :( :( :(

Dec 31st

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The Anteeks last show. I has the sadz. :( :( :(

Dec 31st

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I'm turning into my father...

This is how it goes: I’m dressed and ready for events way too early. I get impatient and grouchy with the slow-pokes I fall asleep on the couch. It’s nearly impossible to make me go to said event once I’ve entered nap zone.

Dec 31st

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Labi Siffre - I Don’t Know What’s...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Kanye West & John Legend - Blame Game ...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Changing your avatar can be so dangerous.

I almost sent a VERY EMBARASSING reply to one tumblr I’m not so familiar with because their new picture has similar coloring to the avatar of one of my close friends. My heart is beating so fast. Disaster averted.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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It’s so cute when you’re spooning with your cat while reading crappy YA novels in your tent, and as you move to get off the bed, the cat swats you oh-so gently. Come back!!!! Come and cuddle and scratch behind my ears!!!!

Dec 29th

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