January 2012
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lacey replied to your post: Slept with a hanger last night. As in I woke up…
new book prospect: The Hanger Games
May the laundry be ever in your favor.
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Slept with a hanger last night.
As in I woke up this morning and found a plastic walmart hanger in my bed.
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT.
I have to add to this. One of my favorite 'I just stubbed my toe and I'm in a room alone' obscene phrases is.....wait for it:
"Fuck me three times on a Sunday."
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Banjos.
That’s all you need to know.
The Amboys - Ashley Meets the Wolf
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franklymydear- asked: 'Twas good awkwardly interacting with you today! hahaha
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Jazz Fest Daily Schedule Released →
manicmosaic:
Sell Your Kids, Sell Your Wife, Sell Your Soul
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The wife of my high school band director was... →
ttuck:
Larose — A teacher at South Lafourche High School faces a misdemeanor charges for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old student. Deputies charged 29-year-old Heather Lasseigne Chiasson of Larose on Friday with prohibited sexual conduct between an educator and a student.
(continued on publishers website)
lafourche parish, how i love thee
Holla at my parish for keeping it...
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imflylikequidditch replied to your photo: Being financially responsible sucks. I’m thinking…
DOOOO ITTTTTTT. i just dropped $700 on plane tickets to Los Angelas and Salt Lake City a few days ago. it made me sick for about an hour. but I’m glad I’m going.
THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!! I feel the wanderlust setting in.
Reasons I’m not:
I have a perfectly functioning bicycle.
I don’t...
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H'okay.
I just won a $100 credit off a bike.
I have to buy it by Tuesday.
Do I buy another bicycle? (a fixed gear.)
halp?
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Walk out of the hotel, hungover...
…and immediately surrounded by a pro-life rally.
Nope.
Too early for this shit.
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I am drunk:
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MEGAUPLOAD IS DOWN, THE INTERNET HAS FALLEN. THEY...
OH NO. ALL OF MY STOLEN RESPONSIBLY UPLOADED MUSIC WITH EXPLICIT PERMISSION FROM THE ARTISTS.
But furreal.
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hoarr replied to your post: Harry Potter and “lady” problems. I dont know…
still clicked on it.
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Harry Potter and lady problems.
I dont know if I’m pregnant* or about to suffer through period number two of the month, but G-DARNIT all the Harry Potter movies are making me cry at the most ridiculous moments. Why is this? Sirius to Harry: “Nice one, James!”
ALSO. Who wants to recommend number one birth control for curing all your period ails? Acne? gone. Weight Gain? none....
unruled:
And on this new semester’s eve, oh Lord, we pray you put attractive single men in our classes so we may have hope of not ending our days as maids. Amen.
R’Amen
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raleighwoodrockstar replied to your photo: I will never be allowed to leave this building,…
is that scarf from GAP…i think i was just coveting it the other day!!!!
Yah! I stopped by the outlet and picked up a ridiculous amount of clothes. I really need to be sedated the next time I pass a mall.