missed the boat

future geriatric turquoise-wearing horse rancher.

Houston, Tx

LSU alum turned IT kid. 23 yrs.

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Silly title but DAMNNNNN.

Every time I reconsider adding my mom as friend on facebook, I check out her recent postings and realize how ridiculous that would be. 

GAAAAAWD. I need to live somewhere with changes in elevation.

I need more weekends like this one.

I dig this guy’s ‘tude. (at Liberty Station)

My siblings and I have dealt with some utter bullshit. The people who are supposed to be the adults were often not the adults. We still had each other.

It’s strange how quickly you go from screaming at each other to relying on each other.

West Texas overview:

  • Nothing to do here but eat and drink and drive away.
  • Odessa has a hockey team.
  • The guy touring us around has surprisingly liberal thoughts on gun control.
  • The picture above is from the hibachi place in town. There’s an entire boat in the bottle in the middle that holds all the hibachi tables.
  • I walked by the hotel bar too early and was ashamed to ask when it opened.
  • So much fried food and beef out here.
  • It’s interesting hearing the realistic point of view of the guys working in the field, “You guys need to find a way to keep us warm without all those fossil fuels.”
  • I don’t think I could live here. I would go crazy.

valerina:

Who are these fucked up people who keep leaving time on the microwave?

I haven’t touched PL/SQL in ages and my coworker was bored, so I got him to write up my statements.

eluhfonts:

guessimgoingalone:

roommates, uh

We posted this one just for you, Michelle behindthelevee

I just like observing and adoring from afar. Just a voyeur.

eluhfonts:

guessimgoingalone:

roommates, uh

We posted this one just for you, Michelle behindthelevee

I just like observing and adoring from afar. Just a voyeur.

erinabear:

Y’all. This puppy.

For a bit there I didn’t think this puppy was real. Even when he was right in front of me I thought, “this is a conspiracy, this is a matrix puppy, this is a puppy actor. This puppy is too cute for human consumption.”

Weird day, guys.

A group of twenty-something’s just had to present to senior management and we ended up looking at reddit together and explaining how upvoting works.

I nearly barfed in said meeting.

I get back from the meeting and find out I got a raise?

garycope:

internalrevenueservice:

Self-Employed Individuals Tax Center.

For all my freelance friends and colleagues.

Christoph—how apropos

@crabshire1901 regretting the last 3 months of taco indulgence after a bike ride.