Every time I reconsider adding my mom as friend on facebook, I check out her recent postings and realize how ridiculous that would be.
I haven’t touched PL/SQL in ages and my coworker was bored, so I got him to write up my statements.
Weird day, guys.
A group of twenty-something’s just had to present to senior management and we ended up looking at reddit together and explaining how upvoting works.
I nearly barfed in said meeting.
I get back from the meeting and find out I got a raise?