I haven’t touched PL/SQL in ages and my coworker was bored, so I got him to write up my statements.
Weird day, guys.
A group of twenty-something’s just had to present to senior management and we ended up looking at reddit together and explaining how upvoting works.
I nearly barfed in said meeting.
I get back from the meeting and find out I got a raise?
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
it wasn’t awkward and it wasn’t an accident
The setting: a dark rich friend’s house with all the lights off, playing hide and go seek.
I was running down a hall, turned a corner, came face to face with my friend, and did a full grab while screaming in fear.
to Midland, Tx.