missed the boat

future geriatric turquoise-wearing horse rancher.
Houston, Tx
LSU alum turned IT kid. 24 yrs.I post a lot of music

Who I Follow

Wine and farts are in abundance.

And all of them want to be my friend.

Short sleeve plaid shirts from the clearance section of Academy.
Because he will at least respect the practicality.

It doesn’t seem like a lot, but if felt good to get all of this for 10 bucks.

Maybe Whole Foods has skewed my perception of food prices.

They must think their dick shrinks a little each time it happens.

Going to the beach next week with just the top-notch of peoples. 

Going to the beach next week with just the top-notch of peoples. 

Might be going to the Middle East next month!
Who knows!
I certainly don’t.

That was decided rather quickly.

If anyone wants to buy expensive artwork for me, start with these guys.


Apropos of nothing, I stumbled upon this reddit thread this morning (in a k hole of internetting, natch) and read through it it approximately 50 times. YungSnuggie has breathed life into me today.

if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. “





ATTN: annaverity


At work we do a lot of internal “marketing” type stuff for changes and events. We’ve been hinting that our floor needs a mounted TV to display rotating messages on.

What do we get?
A fucking cork board.

We’re in IT.

VACATION IS OVER and the idea of going back to the office is repulsive. (Points to the tumblr person who once posted that she never goes back to work on a Monday after vacation.)

  • We are moving to Colorado! Who knows when…probably in about 2-3 years. So apologies to those who thought this was an announcement of some sort. It’s more of a resolution…so keep me accountable, guys.
  • Barely have any photos from Denver itself because we were busy biking everywhere. YOU GUYS YOU CAN BIKE AND WALK EVERYWHERE. B-Cycle was a saving grace.
  • My taste buds are dried out by the amount of heavy beer I drank.
  • Boulder is adorable and yuppy. The Shrek reference, “That’s a nice Boulder!” was made far too many times.
  • Watching Chris scoff and groan over the scenery and weather was probably the highlight of the trip.
  • I was able to visit family in Fort Collins. They are a bit of the black sheeps from my maternal grandmother’s side, so of course we got along swimmingly.
  • We did airbnb for the majority of the trip. The house we stayed in outside of Fort Collins is owned by a couple, the husband IS FROM LAFAYETTE AND HE PLAYS FOLK MUSIC AND WE TALKED LOUISIANA THE WHOLE TIME. It was so comforting since we were staying in a stranger’s house to have them be a little less strange. 
  • Extra note about their house: it was on the side of a hill, overlooking a reservoir, with a huge deck that had a hidden trampoline built into it, AND 4 DOGS TO PLAY WITH. Heaven